|*looking at my legs*:||Oh my god why|
|*looking at my stomach*:||Oh my god why|
|*looking at my arms*:||Oh my god why|
|*looking at my face*:||Oh my god why|
|*trying to exercise*:||Oh my god why|
|*eating shitty food*:||Oh my god why|
|*weighing myself*:||Oh my god why|
|*looking at my life*:||Oh my god why|
|*looking at my music taste*:||cool man|
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
I want a superhero movie where the hero dies in the first ten minutes and the woman who was supposed to be the love interest puts on his costume and becomes an even better hero.
I want all of the advertising to be for the hero and none of the marketing to even allude to this death.
imagine all the male tears
@itsmemacleod on twitter speaks the truth
He speaks so much truth its insane
He just complimented himself didn’t he
Yes yes he did isn’t that such a pretentious thing to do?
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the text box and all i could think of was
What a great night at the theatre! “The Foreigner” may be my new favorite play. I had a great night with my friends, saw a great show, met one of my idols.
And then I come home. I haven’t been home ten minutes and already tonight’s been horrible.
Isn’t family supposed to make things better?
"Consensual sex" is just sex. To say that implies that there is such a thing as "non consensual sex", which there isn’t. That’s rape. That is what it needs to be called. There is only sex or rape. Do not teach people that rape is just another type of sex. They are two very separate events. You wouldn’t say "breathing swimming" and "non breathing swimming", you say swimming and drowning.
This is a very good point.